I've just found out that EPSON printers will not allow you to print in black & white if any of your other color cartridges are low. Why, you ask? So EPSON can squeeze every penny out of you humanly possible, while filling all of your available holes with their loving. I've redesigned your slogan, I hope you don't mind - feel free to send a royalty check or two in the mail if you gangsters end up using it:
Seriously though, are they not profitable enough as it is? I was low on black, so I went out and purchased a black cartridge for 18 bucks. No, unfortunately that's just not going to cut it baby. You will buy the f*cking yellow as well, even if you have no intention of using yellow whatsoever. Fuck you EPSON.