Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Wow, EPSON. Thanks for raeping me dry.

I've just found out that EPSON printers will not allow you to print in black & white if any of your other color cartridges are low. Why, you ask? So EPSON can squeeze every penny out of you humanly possible, while filling all of your available holes with their loving. I've redesigned your slogan, I hope you don't mind - feel free to send a royalty check or two in the mail if you gangsters end up using it:


Seriously though, are they not profitable enough as it is? I was low on black, so I went out and purchased a black cartridge for 18 bucks. No, unfortunately that's just not going to cut it baby. You will buy the f*cking yellow as well, even if you have no intention of using yellow whatsoever. Fuck you EPSON.
Posted by ilir at 3:41 AM
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 5:18 AM

    I also own an Epson printer, and that practise really frustrates me.

    When this printer breaks I won't be going back to Epson that's for sure.

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  2. BassislvFebruary 9, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    that's so wrong, fucking abusive companies

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  3. KirbyFebruary 9, 2011 at 8:30 AM

    HP does the same fucking thing.

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  4. PvtCarlinFebruary 9, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    I hate all printers, I should start a company that doesn't facerape people when they want to print something.

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  5. psizzlerFebruary 9, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    one day imma start an honest business
    you give people a little more than they ask for
    the product works perfectly, just like advertised
    affordable, and all that good stuff
    people want business' like that, but the god damn competition destroys all the honest good people
    sad

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  6. ReigNFebruary 9, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    I have never, ever had the privilege of working with a printer that does exactly what I want, when I want it.

    You know that scene in Office Space where they destroy the office printer with baseball bats and stuff? You should do that with your Epson when you get a new printer.

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  7. Kai-RinFebruary 9, 2011 at 3:22 PM

    LoL i really enjoy your adaptation of Epson>
    Reminds me of all the trouble I've had in life with my printer!

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  8. Chris, Fishing Conservation for the East CoastFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:06 AM

    never trust corporations

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  9. BlowingInTheWindFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:31 AM

    That takes the pish tbh, Nice blog btw, will enjoy reading this one

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  10. jackbotFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:31 AM

    I know I'm not going to buy an EPSON any time soon.

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  11. MeisefelixFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:41 AM

    i only use laserprinter

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  12. guymitchmanFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    hahaha lame epson
    also love the idea of this blog

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  13. Learnin' German AdminFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:09 AM

    why don't u use compatible cartridges?

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